You know what the latest slang is?
A menstruating woman feeling ‘periodic’.
It’s not embarrassing if,
1. You are caught locking up your zipper in a public place.
2. You Come out of the washroom with your skirt pulled up.
3. You are caught doing noisy things in the washroom.
4. You forget to lock the washroom door and are caught inside in action.
5. You love clicking funny pictures of yourselves and 9 out of 10 ten times you are caught by strangers.
6. At any party, the tray falls short of a cupcake everytime when it’s your turn to pick one.